Why Can't I Own A Canadian?DMP

So I made this.
ALL BY MYSELF. YAY!
It was actually my younger sister's idea - she was passing by when I was giggling at the Google search results, and said: "Why can't you own a Canadian? Because Canadian's own you."
The lame bacon joke was me being a dumbass.
Hooray!

i am far more proud of this stupid thing than i should be, clearly.
umm, umm... i'm a vain person, so i do enjoy receiving credit for my work, but really, we're all in it for the lulz anyway.

I was originally going to put "also mustache" instead of "also bacon," but then I realized just how many times people have gone "OMG YOU HAVE ROUND BACON LOL" when they found out I was Canadian.
A LOT OF TIMES.